SECOND ANNUAL MUSTACHE BASH!

My mustache is so full

So graceful

So thick and vivid

It has no rival

No one else to compare

In the winter
It’s as black as night

And in the summer sun
It shines like gold

It cheers me up When I am down

Saying, “Hey buddy how are you”

It will always be my friend

My loyal companion

Forever by my side

Or should I say

Above my lip

so which ones are real?